Have you a) looked at all the photos, b) read all the quotes (including the poem!), c) thrown a stone in the Pond? If yes, then you can proceed. If no... what are you doing here then??! Go back and FULLY appreciate the wonder of Jumping Frog! (Honesty, the ingratitude of it all... mutter mutter...).

If I was an Evil Overlord - top 100 things this guy would do if he was an evil overlord. To give you a taster, here's my favourite one:

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

The Ländler - A site which affectionately rips The Sound of Music to shreds.

Excerpt: The children must be extremely talented. From not knowing how to sing, they evolve into singing machines who have perfect pitch, perfect rhythm, perfect melody and even more surprising, perfect harmony! Liesl even learns how to play the guitar.

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